Noob

The 'Noob' is an NPC that spawns in buildings that have not been abandoned. They do not do much other than stand and yell every 5 seconds or so. They will also give speech on death. They are much like the Citizens in Destroy The Neighborhood.

Speech
Speech: "Is this game allowed to be self aware?" "I recommend eating a bowl of sass for brekfest each day"

"Do you are have stupid?"

"Never forgetti the spahgetti, rip in pepperoni."

"is it hot in here or is it just me?"

"No, I am batman."

"Sometimes I rip tags off of mattresses."

"Hello darkness my old friend."

"Yoho yoho its the scrub life for me"

"Some men just want to watch the world burn."

"Okay guys, this is epic"

"I tried to drown my demons but they learned to swim"

"I must be pi because I ain't rational"

"JustJoshingYa is a scrub" - Truth LMAO

"At least my existence doesn't revolve around passing butter"

"Existence is pain"

"So you are new around these parts"

"A lethal dose is a life time supply"

"thebenester Made me do it."

"I am being forced to say one-liners. Please help me." - F

On death: "Ouchie"

"I don"t feel so good..."

"Ahhh!"

"O O F"

"You will regret this!"

"In the arms of an angel...FLY AWAYYYYYYY"